Yo, Karan, you in need of a boss?
Well, surprise, I'm the chief, I'll show you who's boss.
We'll settle this now, no need for a toss,
Parking lot's the ring, I'm ready to floss.

Hey Karen, bargain hunting, got bread for a dime,
But dropped your tooth lookin' like a mime.
Karan, don't push it, just chill and unwind,
Or you'll find yourself out, from the bar to the grind.

Karen, why the rage, did your meal come out wrong?
Did they forget the toy, where's your happy meal song?
And why you dialin' 911, what's going on?
Panties ablaze, or is that just your con?

Damn, Karen, no kids, please, that's the plea,
Don't need more Karens runnin' wild, free.
Throwin' tantrums like you own the decree,
Grown-up actin' child, that's a fee.

Hey Karen, the mess ain't cleanin' itself,
It's not magic, it won't jump off the shelf.
You got time, no need to screech like an elf,
It's you who's the crime, better check yourself.


Yo, Karen, listen up, I ain't done with you,
In this concrete jungle, I'm the lion, you're the zoo.
You're causin' a scene, like you run the show,
But this ain't Broadway, and you ain't got the glow.

Hey Karen, with your coupons clippin' away,
Trying to save a penny, but causing dismay.
Karan, back at the bar, you think you're a star,
But one wrong move, you'll be sippin' through a straw.

Karen, oh Karen, with a frown so deep,
Got the staff on edge, got 'em losing their sleep.
You want service fast, like a king on the throne,
But this ain't a castle, and you're all alone.

Hey Karen, you're a storm, a force of nature,
But calm down, this ain't a legislature.
You're not passing bills, you're just passin' through,
So keep it cool, or you'll get the boot, too.