I really don't think it's what you think
The lipstick on his collar may be pink
But once he's had something to drink
The world turns upside-down

You're trying to square the circle
Will this never end
Why can't you see what's plain to me
He'll never be more than a friend

We've heard the rumours
Can they be true
We've all heard it's not just girls
And he's not just seeing you
Heteroflexible or bisexual
Whatever it may be
I've found out he's seeing you
Now I'm saying he's seeing me

Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible

He played the field, he played us all
I can't believe he had the gall
To hang up when I made the call
We're gonna turn him upside-down

We never said it's exclusive
So I can't be too mad
But you're the one he told whose
Heart he's glad he had

We've heard the rumours
Can they be true
We've all heard it's not just girls
And he's not just seeing you
Heteroflexible or bisexual
Whatever it may be
I've found out he's seeing you
Now I'm saying he's seeing me

Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible

Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible

Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible

We've heard the rumours
Can they be true
We've all heard it's not just girls
And he's not just seeing you
Heteroflexible or bisexual
Whatever it may be
I've found out he's seeing you
Now I'm saying he's seeing me

Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Heteroflexible

Heteroflexible