Look, basketball is for grown folks
Because grown folks know that the best player in NBA history

Of course you gon' say Jordan

Michael Jeffrey Jordan

Oh hell nah, y'all don't no nothing 'bout no basketball
The best player of all time is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?

The man was blind, he was on the court wit' glasses on
That's how he made the sky hook, he thought it
Was ten niggas guardin' him, so he went over the top

Y'all out here talkin' bout the best
And you ain't even mentionin' Bill Russell, Bill Russell?

The man single-handedly beat The Lakers and racism at the same time, Bill Russell?

He got eleven rings in a time when you know white folks didn't want you to have nuttin'
No, talkin' about Michael Jordan

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You know how hard it is when your bones don't work?
Get off his dick you droopy ass-

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