Wassup it's me, Yup!
Um, I've had plenty episodes
With various women
But it's just this one I must tell you about

I met her in Victoria's
She was hotter than the crown Victoria
On my block, on a Friday, at 6 o'clock
Before I was on that Yung Joc
She made me lean and rock
I tried to tell her my name
But laughed more so
Because she looked like "Tell me
Something I don't know"
So I told her my number, and I got hers also
And of course she knew I had a girl
I wouldn't be in the store
So we hooked up that morning, like around 4
And at that time
I knew what she was down for (Yup)
Soon as the door opened, war opened out
She was such a soldier
Purple heart pokin out of
Her fatigues, but she's never fatigued
And with her, whatever I say, she believes
And my girl know
I got my magic show up my sleeve
But with her, I can disappear when I need

And she say
She don't even care about my girlfriend
She say she just wanna do the thang with me
And who am I to tell that girl no
When this world is so cold, why should I be
(shit)
And he don't even wanna be my girlfriend
She just say she just wanna
Do her thang with me
And she gonna do her thang with me

Let me tell you about this bitch I got though

I met this bad bitch
Last month, bonified freak
We been kicken it for the last month
Or should I say
I've been hittin it for the past month
David Blane
Magic stickin it for the past month
She got that coke bottle il shape
Thicker than a Mcdonalds milkshake
We don't go on dates, we have field days
She let me play on her field
Like a Bills game
She don't even like Football
She just sit's home
But she love when I run it in her end zone
She love to role play, and put them wigs on
She be gettin her Lil Kim on
With me, she can be as freaky as she is
But with him
She gotta be as sneaky as she is
And with her
I can be as kinky as I'm gonna be
Upside down, handstands, how I wanna be

She say
She don't even care about my girlfriend
She say she just wanna do the thang with me
And who am I to tell that girl no
This world is so cold, why should I be
She don't even wanna be my girlfriend
She just say she just wanna
Do my thang with me
And she gonna do her thang with me