The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria, I'll do ya in the bottom, while yer drinking San Grea. Nachos, Lemonheads, and my dad's boat, you wont go down cause my dick can float. We sail around the world and go port to port, everytime I come I produce a quart. Put on ya life vests let's drop anchor, there's a nice lady, oh, I'd like to swank her. Chorus x2 : Boat's N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.

Deadliest Catch without the crabs, we're almost out of gas call the arabs! I'm a pussy pirate, my name is jack sparrow take off my pants so you can see my flush arrow! Make sure to wax, use ya mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I come in your hair! Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a tick in your hand.

Chorus x2 : Boat's N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.

*Screaming*

Dale Doback - "Turn it off!"

Brennan - "Ahhhh!"