Little Mary's Mount of Olives, mother of the lake
Frozen food truck stuck in traffic, on the concrete causeway
Piggy shank and green cough syrup, crafty wooden coffins
Distant drums prepare for battle, in the mild September
In the Tiber Valley

Fossil-fascist Pecorelli, drives an old gas-guzzler
Meeting folks at the supermarket, greeting with a sigh
Worried ladies posting shitstorm, about the mosque's building
Raising funds for the Polish Army: they're the Guys of Doing
Of the Tiber Valley

Agave growing on the tracks of the abandoned railway
Hyper-inflated Kentucky leaves of Upper Tiber Valley
Northern settlers from Romagna, now they flock in numbers
Boozy crowd at Barrio Prado, flows the humble river

Monsoon's gone, the ground is muddy, Mum and Dad are dancing
Gentle Blue Crabs, Happy Bears, they provide food and manure
A new village of cabañas, painted prune and yellow
Eco-modernist Pigolotti's carbon-capture plant
Of New Tiber Valley

Newborns of the 2020's, welcome to our shiny valley
Wishing you a future full of cuddles and empathy.