LADIES, CAN I GET A WITNESS?
FOR CENTURIES IT WAS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
TO GET THE POWER IN YOUR HAND
YOU PLAYED THE GAME, TO TAKE HIS NAME AND GET THAT WEDDING BAND

SCOPING OUT THE COMPETITION
THIS IS A TIME-HONORED OLD STALE TRADITION
TWO WOMEN FIGHTING JUST BE FOR SALE
HE BUILT THAT RING, LIKE A KING, THEN RANG THE BELL

IF, THEY WANT A CAT FIGHT
IT’S GOING ALL NIGHT
WE’RE JUST DISPLAYING
A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED REPUTATION SLAYING

THIS AIN’T NO LONGER 1950
DON’T NEED A MAN TO GET A LOAN OR MAKE ENDS MEET
PUTTING HER DOWN DOES NOTHING FOR ME
WE GOT CHOICES, LOUD VOICES, AND MASTER’S DEGREES

IF THEY WANT CAT FIGHT
WELL, WE AIN’T GONNA BITE
BLAZING OUR OWN TRAILS
WE CHOOSE TO USE OUR HEADS, OVER OUR TAILS

CAN'T YOU SEE WE’RE BURNING UP ALL OUR POWER?
ACTING LIKE WE STILL WANNA BE LOCKED UP IN SOME TOWER
THEY’RE SAYING SOMEDAY MY PRINCE WILL COME
I’M SAYING I’M CLIMBING DOWN, AND I’M GONNA GET ME SOME

THIS GAME IS OVER,
IT’S BEEN REAL FUN
IF YOU WIN GIRL, IT’S LIKE WE ALL WON

HERE’S AN EXAMPLE OF HOW NOT TO ACT
IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO A CAT FIGHT, SHE’S SURE TO FIGHT BACK.
DON’T TRY THIS AT THE HOUSE PARTY OR THE CLUB
YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR EXTENSIONS AND GET BEAT THE FUCK UP

OH MY GOD, THAT GIRL IS THIRSTY
TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO JUMP UP ON THAT “D”
HE COULDN’T REALLY WANT HER OVER ME?
LET’S CUT THAT TRICK OUT, REAL QUICK BEFORE HE LEAVES ME.

NOW HERE’S AN EXAMPLE OF THE NEW WAVE OF THINKING
HOW TO BE KIND TO YOUR GIRLS, EVEN WHEN DRINKING
WOW HOW FREEING TO LOSE OUR OBSESSION
WITH THE FLEETING SAFETY OF BOYFRIEND POSSESSION

NOT GONNA TROLL YOU IF YOU DATE MY EX.
BUT THANKS TO ME HE’S SO MUCH BETTER AT SEX
I EVEN MADE HIM GO TO THERAPY
YOU SHOULD BE SENDING A GIFT BASKET TO ME

THEY WANT A CAT FIGHT
TO GET THEM OFF AT NIGHT
WE’VE CLAIMED OUR POWER,
WITHOUT BEING KEPT UP HIGH IN A TOWER

THEY WANT A CAT FIGHT
WELL, WE AIN’T GONNA BITE
THEY WANT A CAT FIGHT
AHHHH