We was two years in, it was just about time
That the line got walked and the knot got tied
I was tired of giving up the milk for free
So I said, "Boy, you better get on one knee"

Well, he popped the question and I took that rock
And I made me an appointment at the beauty shop
Got a little white dress and a boutonniere
While he was laying with the dog, drinking day old beer
(Drinkin' day old beer, that's right)

Then he picked me up when the big day came
The courthouse was just about a mile away
Saw a long black hair on a short bench seat
I said, "That there hair don't belong to me"

I hollered, "Tell me who"
He said, "Babe, it ain't like that"
I said, "Read between the lines"
Kept the cash and left his ass

I got the ring, he got the finger
Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on Jerry Springer
Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (Love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)
I got the ring, he got the finger

I had the windows down, diamond in the wind
I had half a mind to call up his friend
I called my ma, said, cancel the shower
I's mad as hell, but it was happy hour
I hit up the pawn, I hit up the bar
I hit on the bouncer and I took it too far
Took it to the back, took it to the front
And I took it wherever the hell I want
(Wherever I want, wherever I want)

I got the ring, he got the finger
He got a cheating country song and buddy, I'm the singer
Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (Love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)
I got the ring, he got the finger
Yeah, woo

So, this here song's for all the girls
Who had the balls to walk away from Earl
Bigger nuts than a redneck squirrel
Let me hear it if you know what I mean
You lost your man, but ya took the bling-bling

I got the ring, he got the finger
Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on Jerry Springer (Jerry)
Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? (Love is sweet, know what's sweeter?)
I got the ring, he got the finger
I got the ring
He got the bird