I forgot that it says in the asshole handbook
that you can just fuck over your friends whenever you want
Actually, it wouldn't say that in the asshole handbook
It was like guidelines for being an asshole

Why wouldn't it say that in the asshole handbook
It wouldn't say to fuck your friends
No, no, no, no, no
I read a book

Okay, no, you're right
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
My bad

You guys are right
I need a ride
House
Want my cars to be worth a couple

Whole family
They like
Heal the world
Yeah

Take the overseas, daughter
Tell all the boys and the girls
Yeah
Lost

Said if you ain't never heard this before, then you slipping
And if you heard it and still ain't with it, it mean you tripping
Your mom's reflection be a scary sight
Heard you jack off every night to Barry White

Claim you from a dark past
Future ain't looking very bright
Your pockets stay shorter than the fucking ferris height
Haters will give a damn about they ass

Mad cause you got all the shit that they ain't had
Always some young nigga
Goatee
A baby mustache

Just got a little touch of ass and a monthly bus pass
They say they got hundreds in gangs with a bunch of cash
We get the bucket and blast
They get the ducking and running the dash

We keep them buckets and jacks just for stuff like that
Yesterday you were straight
Who knew how long your luck would last
Cause shit could get fucked fast

Drinking and driving and cuz crash
Couple tons mass because cuz and his girl cuz smash
Why they argue cuz mass
Shouting while he gun the gas

She jerked the wheel
No seat belt
Her face stuck to the glass
You airbag felt

He crinkled up in the dash
In his pocket, condoms and some drugs
In the trunk with some cash
They said it's a million nigga

Oh my god
I can't believe the COs
Capri flows
The he moves

The keep hoes
The play the part like heroes
Either way the street snows
Either way you look at it

Out both teams
He sold like Pete Rose
A fat fuck
Sounding stupid

Every line daddy say
Tell us about the real kingpins
You locked in a hole
The way they trade

Cuz it's raps
Be a story
He done made up in a pot
Tell all the niggas with life

That forever will be locked
Let us hear about how you got
Stabbed up in the prison fight
After what was a living right

Where Ms. Conn watching it tonight
You see if cops can be rappers
Then rappers can be cops
I'm Captain McCracken

And all this shit hot
Needs to stop
Because everybody know real is real
And fake is fake

So will you tell me something about the real life
I can relate
You're careless
You went and got the industry for your mixtapes

You think it's flow nuts
No bruh
That's your worst mistake
Your pops had a firm drink

Dropped you off at the sperm bank
Rep for real
Earning the cape
Never let them bite me

I learned from the snakes
Up north I heard they put the burners to Jakes
And all that shit that he taught
We only concerned with the safe nigga

Fucking million nigga
Bring it out