Welcome to our little show I’m sure you are fan
I’m glad you stumbled into this enchanted puppet land
Pick your body I mean buddy and join our little band
They really need a master so lend a helping hand
It’s our life to perform entertainment for the shows
Putting on performances is the only life we know
I guess you’ll make do even with your tattered clothes
Now sleep my good sir for the puppet you have chose
Here in the void you truly are alone
There’s nothing you can do to escape this zone
Keep your eyes on me while we attach your clone
Ignore those distractions please I don’t condone
Get away from that and come back over here
I’m warning you, if you get closer you will disappear
Come back now you are supposed to play your role
How dare you disobey me I will steal your soul
Scared I am scared that this might be my last test
Hoping that the host I have won’t die like all the rest
Say your rhymes, stay in time, join the show and know your lines
Be a good puppet get your host and you’ll be fine
I want to see the human world I want to be the best
Destined to be with a host that knows all of these tests
Work with me I’ll work with you and together we’ll survive
You and I we’ll win this because puppets never die
Scout scout scout you never beat my tests
So what gives you the courage to beat them I’m impressed
I have another challenge for you but you won’t make it
Let's see how far you get before you have to quit
One step two step three step four
Test after test to see if you’re more
Of a Muppet or a puppet cuz you create so much ruckus
The link between your host could use some final touches
Try my final test it’s a really fun one
If you fail it well you better start to run
It’s impossible now so you’ll never get it ha
How did you do it you were supposed to dah
You will never be one of us so don’t get good ideas
Or I will run you down time for a pop quiz
Can you make it out alive to join us in our show
Well first you have to run from my hungry pet rosco
Scared I am scared that this might be my last test
Hoping that the host I have won’t die like all the rest
Say your rhymes, stay in time, join the show and know your lines
Be a good puppet get your host and you’ll be fine
I want to see the human world I want to be the best
Destined to be with a host that knows all of these tests
Work with me I’ll work with you together we’ll survive
You and I we’ll win this because puppets never die
Come have tea with us there’s something we should discuss
We know you’ve been up to no good and breaking our trust (Yes you have)
Why’d you cheat the test and not give it a rest
Are you here to torment us and make us all stressed
We’ll give you a chance we will hunt and you will dance (Yes yes yes)
If you survive you will live so why not take a chance
Run now and you’ll see you are home eternally
You will stay forever more with our whole family
Scared I am scared that this might be my last test
Hoping that the host I have won’t die like all the rest
Say your rhymes, stay in time, join the show and know your lines
Be a good puppet get your host and you’ll be fine
I want to see the human world I want to be the best
Destined to be with a host that knows all of these tests
Work with me I’ll work with you together we’ll survive
You and I we’ll win this because puppets never die
Scared I am scared that this might be my last test
Hoping that the host I have won’t die like all the rest
Say your rhymes, stay in time, join the show and know your lines
Be a good puppet get your host and you’ll be fine
I want to see the human world I want to be the best
Destined to be with a host that knows all of these tests
Work with me I’ll work with you together we’ll survive
You and I we’ll win this because puppets never die

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