Christmas used to be great
Way back in the old days
The children were happy with the simplest of gifts
But time has stolen its wonder
With greed's commercial plunder
And I can't wait to get it over with

I hate Christmas it may sparkle but it may shine
I hate Christmas all the Shopping's now online
I hate Christmas I hate Christmas I hate Christmastime

He wants this, she wants more or a gift card from their favorite store
Opening presents used to be such a surprise but now it's a total bore

I hate Christmas it may sparkle it may shine
I hate Christmas I don't want to spend a dime
I hate Christmas I hate Christmas I hate Christmastime

What the heck's with mistletoe, I ain't kissing you, hell no
I can't even say Merry Christmas now its Happy holidays and ho ho ho

I hate Christmas it may sparkle it may shine
I hate Christmas and the weight I've gained from pies
I hate Christmas I hate Christmas I hate Christmastime

My family's been here a week too long, I love them there's no doubt
Its time they take their mess and their smelly dog, eat their cookies and get on out

I hate Christmas it may sparkle it may shine
I hate Christmas cause I prefer my normal life
I hate Christmas I hate Christmas I hate Christmastime
I hate Christmas I hate Christmas I hate Christmastime