He could’ve taken nudes of himself
Post them online for the world to see
But he’s smarter than your average Joe
Unlike some, Colton’s got his dignity

’Cause somewhere, sitting behind a desk
There’s another man, watching this shhh-
On the web as he shakes his head
Thinking to himself, “What a mess”
“What the hell is this world coming to?”

He could’ve went mad with his savings
Gone out to score with a trap floozy
But, no, he won’t fall for that doozy
Colton’s not the average Joe - thankfully

’Cause somewhere, in his living room chair
There’s another man, fist in the air
Watching this nonsense on TV
Saying, “I can’t believe this shhh-“
“What the hell is this world coming to?”

BRIDGE
He (Colton) is a man with a plan
He (Colton) is a man with a plan
Oh, yes, he knows what he’s doing
And I’m so proud of him

OUTRO
Colton, Colton – (Ooh!)
I’m so proud of you
Colton, Colton – (Ooh!)
I said, I’m so proud of him