Well, momma was exhausted after she had me
It took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me
Doctor turned to momma and shook his head
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
This boys way off the charts as far as I can tell
Ooohhh bbbb momma's he's a double X-L

By the second grade I was 5ft 2
Fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe
Eight grade I was shoppin' at the ‘big and tall'
And the coaches had me playing high school football
Uncle Roy said boy you'll make the NFL
Ooohhh bbbb son, you're a double X-L

Double X-L double X-L
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double X-L double X-L
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooohhh bbbb baby I'm a double X-L

Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida
Barbie dolls drivin' a Lexus out in California
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
They want a real man with meat on his bones
I'll yank their Yankees and ring their southern belles
They say ooohhh bbbb we love a double X-L

Double X-L double X-L
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double X-L double X-L
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooohhh bbbb baby I'm a double X-L

Double X-L double X-L
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double X-L double X-L
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooohhh bbbb baby I'm a double X-L

Well, If you have any doubts you can see for yourself
Why all the girls love a double X-L
Ooohhh bbbb yeah I'm a double X-L

Triple X-L too