Woke up at noon, missed the show
Where'd I put my notes? I don't even know
Shuffled to the mic, looked kinda lost
Is this a press conference, or did I forget the cost?
They call me Sleepy Joe, but I'm wide awake (maybe)
Got my ice cream cone, man, it's hard to fake
I shake hands with ghosts, but it's all good
As long as I make it through the neighborhood
Oh, I'm Joe Biden, barely ridin'
Through the chaos, just glidin'
Policies? Yeah, I'll get to those
Right after this nap, and a quick repose
Oh, I'm Joe Biden, just keep smilin'
Let the world spin while I'm stylin'
It's all a blur, but I'm in control
At least that's what they tell me… I think, or so
Whisper to the crowd, like I'm tellin' a tale
Forgot where I'm at, but who's keepin' scale?
Kamala's around, somewhere in the back
In case I wander off, she'll cover the track
Inflation's risin', but my polls won't fall
Just blame it on Trump, I'll fix it all
Gas is high, the borders wide
But come on, man, I'm doin' fine, right?
Oh, I'm Joe Biden, barely ridin'
Through the chaos, just glidin'
Policies? Yeah, I'll get to those
Right after this nap, and a quick repose
Oh, I'm Joe Biden, just keep smilin'
Let the world spin while I'm stylin'
It's all a blur, but I'm in control
At least that's what they tell me… I think, or so
I fell up the stairs, yeah, that's my groove
It's all part of the plan, I barely move
They say I'm old, but I'm spry and quick
Just give me a second… Wait, what's the trick?
Oh, I'm Joe Biden, barely ridin'
Through the chaos, just glidin'
Policies? Yeah, I'll get to those
Right after this nap, and a quick repose
Oh, I'm Joe Biden, just keep smilin'
Let the world spin while I'm stylin'
It's all a blur, but I'm in control
At least that's what they tell me… I think, or so
Come on, man... Where am I again?