Well don’t worry
Cause I am running after
All of the disasters I have caused

Well the kitchens on
Fire from my pizza and
I stole another 20 from my mom

I’m leisure-oriented and I’m foolish
I’m also really bad with directions
I love the way the sun it paints the bushes
I wish you wouldn’t talk so I could listen

Well I’m sorry
You’ll have to entertain yourselves
I’m running out of stories I can tell

And I’m looking down
The barrel of a Pringles can
It’s empty cause I ate them all oh well

Well not carings made me weary
And harder than a shell made of stone
According to you I have it in me to be true
So standby
This could take a year or two

I’ll quit smoking
I’ll listen when you talk to me
I’ll check to make sure you’re home
In one piece

And I’ll eat better
I’ll stop stealing from CVS
I’ll pay 17.50 for sunscreen

I don’t wanna get by acting foolish
I wanna see myself the way you do

Well life is but an accidental daydream
And I’m so glad that I fell into you