Concerning humans
Well, I don’t have much to say
Certainly nothing very pleasant anyway

And then there’s you
You still utterly confound me
You’re merely mortal
Yet you utterly astound me

You’re so concerningly human
But I know you can’t help yourself
It may seem strange, but I can change you into so much more
But you’re so concerningly human
And I know you can’t help yourself
When you’re with me mortality is booted out the door

Concerning humans
Well, I’ve got one thing to say
You’ve got one life and you choose to waste it anyway

And then there’s you
You still utterly confound me
You’re merely mortal
Yet you utterly astound me

You’re so concerningly human
But I know you can’t help yourself
It may seem strange, but I can change you into so much more
But you’re so concerningly human
And I know you can’t help yourself
When you’re with me mortality is booted out the door

You’re oh so horribly human
You’re so adorably human
Bleh!