As we sit here telling stories
Till it's quarter after three
The details are so gory
But that's how they're supposed to be
And this waiter must be wondering
If we're ever gonna leave
Order one more cup of coffee
And I'll refill my iced tea
Tell 'em you're still working on
Your bacon mac and cheese
Spin the yarn, tell the tale
Nothing could be finer
And everything is on the table
When we're talking at the diner
And we wonder if we matter
And we shut up and reflect
And we'd love to take a knee
To those who'd make us genuflect
And we ain't just whistling Dixie, man
We're comin' for your neck
Order one more glass o' wooder
I'll excuse myself to pee
Tell 'em that the Cool Whip on
The key lime pie is key
Spin the yarn, tell the tale
Nothing could be finer
And everything is on the table
When we're talking at the diner
And I see you
I can read you
And I need you
You're finishing my sentences
'Cause great minds take the hint
And we jump to our conclusions
By the time they bring the mints
And this check is getting soggy
With our maple figure prints
Spin the yarn, tell the tale
Nothing could be finer
And everything is on the table
When we're talking at the diner
Talking at the diner
Talking at the diner