I don't know how to tie a tie
I was taught
I just forgot
How to tie a tie
And I wish you could've, would've told me
If you knew you knew how to tie a tie
But I wasted your time

And I don't know if I can get any of your time back
If and when I'll just try you again.

You told me to wrap around it twice
Then go inside and remind me I'm one of the stupid kind
or some variety.

I don't know how to tie a tie
I was taught
I just forgot
How to tie a tie
And I wish you could've would've told me
If you knew you knew how to tie a tie
But I wasted your time