Ahh Mrs Jewcy I'm plaesed to tell you that you have given birth to a healthy baby boy.What are you going to call him?

Ummm I tink I am going to call himmm Kamaljit.

Kamaljit err what a lovely name.

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Who the hell is kamaljit I'm just gonna tell how it is, I've bin doin it since I was a kid, so I'm givin you all I gotta give.(ohh ohh)
Who the hell is Kamaljit ever since steppin in da game,I know life will neva be the same, but there's some things that will neva change.

Verse 1
Bak in da day wen I was just a little minor.Before my motha even spat me out of her vagini. I was swimmin in my daddys sak wiv a book in my hand wen I focused and spotted a mic being the crostay gland. I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me surprised me, I had to fight the power like the eyes of me. Memorised rhymmes but I kept loosin dem all, so I scribbled down on my mothas uterus wall.
So years went by and Jay Sean went down in history like superman my composition was a mystery. I was 2 and other kids were lernin the alphabet but I was revisin schemes to make the catch that I was out to get. Only 3 and alredy my rhymmes were out to win, my shit wud drop so hard that even the panties cudn't hold it in. Bribed by the geniuses by lyricists and scientists,Only 6 and I was lecturin my alliances,Even Einstein came to knock upon my door ya know.Pissed off cus I updated his formula, wen he sniffed the excellence and replaced the mc squared with mc Jay Sean, change it even no one dares scared cus I went on to steal his nobel prize for being the youngest mother fuckin genius alive.

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Verse 2
I ent no gangsta, I ent no hood rat, I ent a thug and I don't call girlz pigeons so I ent no scrub. I ent talkin about facked which is all for faws and I don't do drive bys or rob or break no laws.I ent perfect and I ent sayin I got no flaws, naa scratch that I'm lyin stop yo pause. I ent a junkie so I ent touched no crack, I neva took an e issue or took or smoked a sack. And I ent rich so I don't drive a lexus or a benz, jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends.And I ent from the hood I even went to private skool so I have neva had to watch my bak for rendezvous and I ent had it hard