Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for long, long years
stole many man's soul and faith.


I was 'round when Jesus Christ
had his moment of doubt and pain.
Made damn sure that Pilate
washed his hands and sealed his fate.


I watched with glee while your Kings and Queens
fought for ten decades for the gods they made.
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?“
When after all it was you and me.


Let me please introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay.

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name.
But what's puzzling you is the
nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
and all the sinners saints.
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
'cause I'm in need of some restraint.

So if you meet me have some courtesy,
have some sympathy, and some taste.
Use all your well-learned politesse
or I'll lay your soul to waste.

Pleased to meet you,
hope you guessed my name.
But what's puzzling you is the
nature of my game.
Pleased to meet you,
hope you guessed my name.
But what's confusing you is just the
nature of my game.