With this coat and this hat,
Ll look just like St. Nick ho ho ho

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana oh with a
Greasy black peel!

Just face the music you're a monster, Mr. Grinch, yes your are
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You know if you ask me who's who's, with who they are

No one's denying

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between you, I'd take the
Seasick crocodile!