I seen all the pictures
There're several of him
Here I was thinking we're
together again

I bought a beret
Listened to bridget bardot
Its not enough

c glass of merlot
cnd a lunch at jean Georges
you wanted something
I couldn't afford

tryin a copy
Of the Moveable Feast
But its too damn long
For me to read

I cheaped out baby
You couldn't bear it
I hid all my money
I thought you would wear it
The one thing you wanted
That I couldn't give
I screwed up
I really should've taken you to Paris

You wanted sparkling
I got the Cham pagna
The best damn bottle of California cava
You started crying
It isn't the same
Don't you even know what
Real Champagne is?

I cheeped out baby
It was too scary
I shouldn't have mentioned
your armpits were hairy
The one thing you wanted
That I couldn't give
I screwed up
I really should've taken you to Paris

You wanted more
I was asking why they said bonjour
You wanna see the Louvre?
Lets just listen to Serge Gainsbourg

Bah bah bah bah . . .

I really should've taken you to Paris