Well, I met this old woman
She was hard as nails
I think that she just come out
Of the County jail

But I loaned her some money
Just to pay her rent
If I would, she would put me
In her last will and testament

Well, I got lots of children
An ex-wife or two
I never hear from them
Till the bills are due

The money I gave her
They already spent
If I could just help 'em out
They would put me in their last will and testament

You know I'm goin' over sixty
I'm older than most
It won't be long now
I'll be nothin' but a ghost

My intentions
It's my intent
To live on a little deeper
Havin' my last will and testament

And when it's all over
They put you in the ground
Send my belongings
To the 'Lost And Found'

My intent
To leave all the little people
Out of my last will and testament