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“Interlude what the fuck, you’re not fucking calling, you're not texting. I haven’t heard from you in like forever dawg, like what are you doing? I miss you, I'm starting to... can you please like fucking call me or text me? I love you”

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“Yoooooo”
“Guy wetin you do Sade? She just call me dey para say you dey play games, where you dey like this?”
“Bro you know as these thing dey go nau, but like i go come your yard we go yarn”
“Even this other girl, what’s her name? Selina abi wetin?”
“This babe don come again”
“Okay nau, just answer the one wey you go fit answer cause them dey para like this”
“Make them no vex abeg, i go text them when i fit text them, i go still show your side sha”
“Oya nau no wahala, i dey with you my bro”

“Fuck you interlude, don't fucking call me, don’t text me, If you see me on the street fucking cross it cause I’ll kick your fucking ass. I’m done with you, I'm done with you and your fucking bullshit and all your bitches and all the dumb shit you keep putting me through, Fuck you, your mama and everything you goddamn stand for, Fuck you interlude”