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The war cry of the raging drunken sot
That sends unwelcome pains right up your bot
It bellows forth from cooperate windows all night long
mucks up common thought of right and wrong

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The war cry of the drinker of the drink
Can sends your senses reeling to the brink
Watch your poison breath and
Outlook puke and fall
Loose all sense of reason, too much style

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The war cry of the boozer of the booze
In normal state of little left to loose
Winced and witnessed blood and bandage
Not a care splashing
Noxious liquids everywhere

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