A paper cut!
Ow!
Stepped on a Lego!
Ow!
Bit my bottom lip!
Ow!
Crashed my car again!
Ow!
Girlfriend broke my heart!
Ow!
Boyfriend broke my heart!
Ow!
Lost my job!
Ow!
Snake bit me!
Ow!
Burnt my mouth on pizza!
Ow!
A baseball to the face!
Ow!

Ow ow ow
Ow ow ow
Ow ow ow
OWWWW!

Fell in a thorn bush!
Ow!
Walked into a glass door!
Ow!
Stubbed my toe on a nail!
Ow!
Razor scooter to the heels!
Ow!
Broke my arm wrestling!
Ow!
Got shanked in an alley!
Ow!
Tripped while ice skating!
Ow!
Lost my money in a stock market!
Ow!
Got food poisoning after eating a Three -day old burrito I got stuck on that darn toilet for so long!
Ow!

Ow ow ow
Ow ow ow
Ow ow ow
OWWWW!

A shopping cart to the shins!
Ow!
Hit my thumb with a hammer!
Ow!
Shark bit my arm off!
Ow!
My dad doesnt love me!
Ow!
Passed a kidney stone!
Ow!
Had a heart attack!
Ow!
Acid in my eyes!
Ow!
Buried alive!
Ow!
Tortured for days!
Ow!
Was murdered!
Was murdered!
Was murdered!
Was murdered!
Was murdered!
Was murdered!
Was murdered!
Blap blap!

OWWWW!