This song is about being a piece of shit

It was dark and cold as a knife
When we tussled through the pines
You can howl at the bed sheets
Scream at the moon if you like
It might help me some, might help me if you die
But it won't help me some, won't help me if you cry

'Cause I'm the worst lover you'll ever have
I'm the worst lover you'll ever have, oh

La da dai, la da dai, la da dai, la da dai, da dai

For two years in a row I forgot your birthday
For two years in a row I thought it was a Thursday

Maybe it was god, maybe it was coke
Maybe I'm a drunk, I don't know
But at least now I remember your birthday

'Cause I'm the worst lover you've ever had
I'm the worst lover you'll ever have

La da dai, la da dai, la da dai, la da dai
La da dai, la da dai, da dai