Let's dedicate the day to cable news
And filling ashtrays with our blues
Scrubbing mirrors to get a clearer image

Sunlight sneaking through the shades
Finds me in our bed unmade
Cause I never did wanna start small now did I?

I'll say I wanna disappear
To shave my head and grow a beard
That by this time next year I'll be living off the grid

I will count
Counting as a way out of addressing
What's on my mind
And I don't doubt
You were on your way out
For completely separate reasons from mine
And I have found God
In the paranormal activity
That keeps me awake

Laying face down in the dirt
Count the vote of every worm
What's one more spineless congressman?

Pastel chalk and rollerblades
Tarry asphalt paves my way
To feeling whole again

Now let me see a show of hands
Who wants to start this song again?
Now put 'em down Max I don't give a damn

The scar where your head impacted
The coffee table is pounding
The dent in your car where you
Rolled right into the policeman is
Rebounding light
Directly into my chameleon eyes and
I'm in love tonight
Ask me again tomorrow morning and
I'm coming at you live
From nowhere in particular
Please don't put me in a box
I'm not so hard to understand
If you give me a chance, if you give me a chance
San Francisco is where I'll be happy
I just decided it's that easy
Cause I'm never gonna go
But I will dance around that subject
Like you danced around my room
Saying that if I can't find a reason to love you
You'll give me one soon