I'm sharpening my pencil
Drawing round my lips
Deliciously pouty and shiny
With gloss on top of it

It's before and after bliss
Gonna change into a filter
Stretching out my eyes
With my felt tip liner
Sucking in my cheeks
while I'm hitting on myself
If the Bible's right my vanity would send my ass to hell

But I look so good think I might be God's favorite
Optimus fine every part of me is perfect
Ooh I'm so jelly of my friends who get to look at me
Cute killer mug created to drive you crazy

Gee I'm running late I guess time really flies
Cause I'm having such a good time staring into my eyes
Gotta get dressed gotta get going no more time for taking selfies
Blow myself a little kiss b-bye mirror me

It's before and after bliss
Gonna change into a filter
Stretching out my eyes
With my felt tip liner
Sucking in my cheeks
While I'm hitting on myself

If the Bible's right my vanity would send my ass to hell
But I look so good think I might be God's favorite
Optimus fine every part of me is perfect
Ooh I'm so jelly of my friends who get to look at me
Cute killer mug created to drive you crazy