She takes it nice and slow yeah
Saves his cigarettes and tracks his phone yeah
Just in case he needs some help
He leaves her on the shelf
A beacon of clear health
She's crouching by his window
He turns the sprinklers on
It hits her poncho
It reminds her of a dream
Where she's all that he needs
And he can never leave

She's got a feeling
She'll be there for life
Til death do us part
Cuz she's a good wife
She loves him so
And it'll only grow
But he's no Romeo

Every night I wanna wait wait wait for you
Like Romeo and Juliet up on the balcony
But Romeo is at the club grinding next to you
With some losers and some girls that
He has never met
Oh where is my Romeo?
Don't wanna keep you down, down, down
You were my only hope
You're a sucker
Mother fucker
You're no Romeo

She thinks he looks so handsome
Wants to take his breath and hold him ransom
She can't wait for holidays
With kids out by the lake
The perfect life they've made
Another Friday night he's got somebody over
She watches as that slut hangs onto his shoulder
While she gets what she needs
Two girls just on their knees
He's still no Romeo

Every night I wanna wait wait wait for you
Like Romeo and Juliet up on the balcony
But Romeo is at the club grinding next to you
With some losers and some girls that
He has never met
Oh where is my Romeo?
Don't wanna keep you down, down, down
You were my only hope
You're a sucker
Mother fucker
You're no Romeo"