Bartender put a little whiskey in my water
Looks like it's gonna be another all nighter
Hope that barrel ain't got no bottom
Gonna keep drinkin' as long as you got 'em
I been workin' all week out in the heat
I got a cotton mouth I need to drown out

Dehydration leads to a lot of libation
Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration
This inebriation sure is gonna hurt me
But every now and then you just get a little thirsty

Little Miss Prissy's sippin' martinis
Boys on the bar stools shootin' down whiskey
Cowboy's chuggin' on an ice cold beer
The country boys got a jar of somethin' clear
Some girl and her mom got a Jaager Bomb
They just dropped it on me now I can't see

Dehydration leads to a lot of libation
Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration
This inebriation sure is gonna hurt me
But you know every now and then you just get pretty thirsty

Alright y'all ready?
Set 'em up, Joe
Ready, aim
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink

Dehydration leads to a lot of libation
Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration
This inebriation sure is gonna hurt me
But every now and then you just get a little thirsty
Every now and then you just get a little thirsty

Bartender put a little whiskey in my water
Looks like it's gonna be another all nighter
Hope that barrel ain't got no bottom