I went home with a waitress
The way I always do how was I to know
She was with the Russians too?

I was gambling in Las Vegas
I took a little risk
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To get me out of this


I'm an innocent bystander
And somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck

Oh, I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck

I'm hiding in Honduras i'm a desperate man
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The shit has hit the fan

Coming back send lawyers, guns and money
Send lawyers, guns and money watch me now
Hurry Up! Send lawyers, guns and money