Let me tell you about the farm, all my friends are in the barn

Barn life, farmer's wife, don't you make me say it twice

Sunny days, bale and hay, go to church and learn to pray

Cornbread, feather bed, buttermilk, scratch my head

Brown cow, cat's meow, come on mule pull my plow

Oats and bread, turkey breast, wait a minute, catch my breath

Candied yams, scrambled eggs, crazy rooster plucked my leg

King nose, garden hose, watchin' all the flowers grow

Tractor rattle, horse and saddle, open line, fishin' paddle

Green beans, blue jeans, electric guitar, washing machine

Ho' down, gather around, listen to the barnyard sound

Fiddle and bow, mountain blow, bluegrass, country, rock and roll

House fly, apple pie, coon skin cat, eagle eye

In-law, out-law, suit and tie, overall

Great oaks, dense smokes, jelly jam, jell-o tokes

Fried tomato, baked potato, soup and kettle, double barrel

Bow and arrow, camouflage, Les Paul, buzz saw

Country boy, come on now, make that good ol' fiddle squak

Hound dog, bullfrog, deer head hangin' on the wall

Clothesline, grapevine, sippin' on that ol' moonshine

Green men, women hollerin', gray head men, brown eyed daughter

Phone call, mothball, snake in the grass, duck call

2 steppin', second helpin', sun comin' up over the mountain

When it rains I'm insane, guess that covers everything

Pick-up truck, muffler loud, welcome to the sunny south

Birkenberth, KFC, CMA and SEC

Gas pump won't take cards, civil war was in the yard

Love life out of hand, waited on ten level tan

Only going to do 20 shows, huntin' season, told you so

He's goin' fishin, there he goes, there he goes, there he goes