I left the house about 8pm
Spent a little time with the boys again
I didn't really wanna be away from you
I went for one but I stayed 'til two

I played a little eight ball, made a few bucks
Dropped a little change in that old jukebox
Time flew by, next thing I knew
I went for one but I stayed 'til two

It was last call for alcohol
Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl
Old Jim Bob he was under the table
He wanted me to drive, I was barely able

Well, a pretty little blond there took my keys
Said, "Here have a cup of this coffee please"
I knew I'd have some explaining to do
Should have went for one but I stayed 'til two

When I got home I was quiet as a mouse
Little did I know you would move the couch
I hit the floor and the whole house knew
I went for one but I stayed 'til two

It was last call for alcohol
Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl
Old Jim Bob he was under the table
He wanted me to drive, I was barely able

I didn't really wanna be away from you
I went for one but I stayed 'til two

Went for one but I stayed 'til two