Mr. Action, king of misdirection
Master of deception
He wears his mask so well
Redefining what it means
To be an extra on the scene
He’s died a thousand times for you and me

People wonder where he derives his power
Some say he’s a charmer
Others think it’s the casbah
He always keeps close by
Holds the the tower in his eyes
‘Cause he knows that the story never dies

Take your bow Mr. Action
There’s no question
This one’s for you
It’s been a long time
It’s been a wild ride
But you always see it through

He’s a Mystic
Oh you know he’s cryptic
You think you caught a glimpse but you just missed it
A lavender sachet
A little luck along the way
He knows just how to handle any fate

An Ocarina
An ancient blue patina
He plays a song from deep beyond
The real world
He says “You’ll never know yourself
‘Till you dress like someone else,
The eyes behind the stories that you tell