Alright clart, what you doin' spa? let's have a look at your mobile phone there, that's fukin' posh innit?

yeah, i got it from..........a place what sells phones, it's got free ringtones, that's the name for the ring, there's this one right, 'ang on.........

doo doo doo doooo doo doo doo doooo doo doo do do doooo

that's fukin' safe, spa

yeah, right, there's this one......right........

do doooooooo do do do do do dooooo do do

that's the theme tune from Bulls-eye

but mostly, i bought it for this, check this one out, clart

eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house

yeah, big respect to all the Newport crew
Raphael-De-La-Ghetto aka Chon Ben Wa Balls you knows it
38DD killer, the Walsh, Stressed Armstrong, P Xain, respect........

he's a happy monkey, he came out to play
but he's had a GCSE and they thought he was gay
but he took off his pants, and he took off his shorts
and he touched his penis and showed it to the People in the 'Port
.........he felt so crazy, kinda crazy like this monkey
a Donkey had been used and had been left on the floor
Full of funny juice like something... You've seen before.. I dunno

the goldie lookin' chain, it'll make you insane
like riding on a crap intercity train
with shit cheese sandwiches and crap warm beer
get with my crew and you knows you're not queer

....you got them rizlas or what?........

eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house.....you knows it
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house....tonight, you knows it
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house....serious, i've seen him in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house....i've seen him in there 3 times, you knows it, Love- Eggs, innit
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house....fukin' loves it...in the house
eggsie's in da house, the love-eggs is in the house Gotta go for an operation but he's ok right now