She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair, that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why, don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead, darling

Gimme a head with hair
Long, beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen waxen
Gimme it down to there, hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere, daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow my hair

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
Oh, a home for the fleas (yeah)
A hive for the bees (oh yeah)
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow my hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming flaxen waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied

Oh, say can you see my eyes
If you can then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
I want hair down to where it stops by itself

Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blonde, brilliantined, biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah, I adore it
Hallelujah, Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow my hair

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow my hair

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow my hair

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair