Tonight though I’ll tell you one thing
About these New York crowds some of them
They get too carried away
You know because they
Think Frank Zappa is such a mad man
You know they come here to see him
Go crazy or something you know
They don’t realise there’s notes
Are involved you know
I told you the first time I met you
You remember that what I said
You want to be in the band!
No well, I wouldn’t do that to you man
I would try out for the band but I wouldn’t
I’ll try you out i don’t sing
What do you mean you don’t sing
I’ve heard you sing sing Baby Snakes
Baby Snakes
Late at night is when they come out
Baby Snakes
Sure you know what I'm talkin' about
Pink 'n wet they make the best kinda pet
Baby baby
Snakes

I looked around
An' there's a couple right near me
Baby Snakes
Maybe I think they can probably hear me
Pink 'n wet i'll take all I can get
Baby baby
Baby Sna-a-a-a-a-a-akes yeah

They live in a ho-ho-ho-ho-hole (Tiny hole)
That is usually empty
(Usually empty tiny too)
They live by a co-co-a-co-a-co-co-a-code
(Dit dit dit dit, Dit dit dit dit)
(Dit dit dit dit, Dit dit dit dit)
That is usually SMPTE which stands for
Society of Motion Picture
& Television Engineers but maybe I think
That is what keeps them in sync
They're wet 'n they're pink
I think I'll give 'em a, give 'em a
Give 'em a drink baby Sna-a-a-a-a-a-akes