Now ladies and gentlemen
We’re going to continue with a song and we need you all to help us out
At a given signal from me which will be this
I want you all to go shh
And just to make sure that we all go shh at the same time
We’ll have a little rehearsal
One the count of three everybody go shh
One, two, three shhh
Perfect

Oh there was a little fly and he flew into a store
And he shh upon the ceiling and he shh upon the floor
And he shh upon the bacon and he shh upon the ham
And he shh upon the head of the little grocer man

Well the little grocer man got a little spray gun
He swore that he would kill the fly before the day was done
But before he could count from one to ten
The little fly went shh on his baldy head again

Oh there was a little fly and he flew into a store
And he shh upon the ceiling and he shh upon the floor
And he shh upon the bacon and he shh upon the ham
And he shh upon the head of the little grocer man

Well the little grocer man and his little grocer wife
Swore that they would kill the fly if it meant their life
They got themselves a hand grenade and lay upon the floor
And blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out the door

Oh there was a little fly and he flew into a store
And he shh upon the ceiling and he shh upon the floor
And he shh upon the bacon and he shh upon the ham
And he shh upon the head of the little grocer man

Well they both went up the Heaven and angels they were made
St. Peter said ‘Good people, you will be repaid’
The grocer got his angels wings, he flew up in the sky
Then he dived down like a bomber and he shh upon the fly

Oh there was a little fly and he flew into a store
And he shh upon the ceiling and he shh upon the floor
And he shh upon the bacon and he shh upon the ham
And he shh upon the head of the little grocer man

Oh there was a little fly and he flew into a store
And he shh upon the ceiling and he shh upon the floor
And he shh upon the bacon and he shh upon the ham
And he shh upon the head of the little grocer man