Well you have it all
And you're still not happy
But you're comfortable
While you're feeling crappy
We're all here waiting for the sky to fall
America, I love you
I'll meet you at the mall

We are all time travelers
Going in one direction
The dead don't really care about
You're little indiscretions
Somebodies got to pay the cost
America I love you
But sometimes you piss me off

We pay for our convenience
Selling our hopes and dreams
Pass around those stories
Things ain't what they seem
Free conspiracies for the unemployed
America, I love you
But you make me paranoid

It's a cattle call
We're all enthralled
With the gall and sprawl
And speed of it all
Hoping the income is greater then the expense
America I love you
But I still gotta pay the rent

Fill your belly till it's bursting
Take your neighbors, too
It's obvious the world was made
Just for the likes of you
We've got a lotta friends we've never even met
America I love you
But you still gotta pay your debts

I know everybody's a critic
I don't mean to be a jerk
I ain't saying you ain't perfect
But you could use a little work
Somebody somewhere has to start
America I love you
But sometimes you break my heart