I'm the Handyman Packing that Candy ma'am
And if your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan
I'm the Handyman Packing that candy ma'am
And if your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan
I'm the Handyman Packing that Candy ma'am
And if your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan
Let's Go!
Pushed out the door at a quarter to four
Driving in my truck to the hardware store
Grabbed my supplies took off my toolbelt
Ready like Freddie i'm not shy when it comes to pelt
Mackin' in my Tacoma got the paper bag lunch
Looking out my window saw a fly lady cooking brunch
When I walk I got the swag not trying to brag
When she looked my way I knew she was half in the bag
Love is an easy target you call that my game
Gigantic Lobito I go by Jaysito because that's my name
That's my name
The Handyman
Yo doing it dirty unzipped for the show and tell
Back of the building selling clams by the half shell
Shady Grady stabs a lady blood as thick as gravy out of love again
I'm just a sick fuck missing my baby
Used to be a working stiff but now I smoke spliffs
Listen up i'm sociopathic and i'm throwing fits
I stay home all day and i'm alone in my thoughts
Unemployment won't pay and I can't get caught
Who's that man they call the
Handyman I got the Candy ma'am
If your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan
I'm the Handyman I got your panties ma'am
And if your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan
I'm the Handyman I got the Candy ma'am
And if your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan
The Handyman I got your panties ma'am
And if your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan
Pull me right over yeah she can be on top
I'm lost in love baby let the record drop
I love those letters with that crazy font
I'm so happy watching Fred and Lamont
I like that theme song you got to love Quincy
Fred is scheming on junk and Foxx was always stingy
Shady Grady and preaching aunt Ester
I loved kiss when they were called wicked lester
I was single digits when the seventies ended
I was sixteen when my license got suspended
I'm on time with a dope organ beat
On stage I like chicks that stain seats
You think your slick when I know i'm slick
So fucking slick Handyman with the big ole stick
I drop dimes smoking L's on the street
A hit's been made on my head with my beats
On till the break a break of dawn
Chilling with white snakes Tawny Kitaen
I'm available on most days and nights
I'm the Handyman now you'll know my price
Who's that man they call the
Handyman I got the candy ma'am
And if your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan
I'm the Handyman I got your panties ma'am
And if your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan
I'm the Handyman I got the candy ma'am
And if your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan
I'm the Handyman I got your panties ma'am
And if your looking for love i'll introduce you to Stan