Turn turn the radio low
I've got to talk to you
Turn turn the radio low
Got a half Armenian girlfriend

She tests me like a scantron
She'll only tell me what's wrong
If she's hit the bong ba bong bong
Feeling melodramatic and spastic

She ain't made of West Coast plastic
I lie awake with an aching
Is it all in my head like she said
I'm in love with the sounds

That you make and the ground that you walk on
I'm running after you, I'm in love with the way
That you're making me wait
I just want to be catching up to you

Got a half Armenian girlfriend
She's hotter than I am handsom
She'll fuck you up and then some
She'll rock the boat to Bedlam