I'm never gonna have a baby
Although my wife and I could give her the world
No, I'm never gonna have a baby
Cause I know over time she'd learn all these words

Like generational turnover, packing the court
Text your friends if you have a spare bed in New York
Ma'am, I'm sorry, this clinic is closing its doors
No exceptions, your governor loves the unborn
Don't wanna be a mom anymore

I'm never gonna have a baby
Unless I'm one in six and it's not my choice
No, I'm never gonna have a baby
'Cause the first thing she'll hear is all of this noise

Supermajority, fifty-year precedent gone
Fundamentalist church party out on the lawn
Loved their guns so much that they wrote trigger laws
You're dramatic, it's fine
Girl, why can't you move on
Cause I don't wanna be a mom
No, I don't wanna be a mom