I had a magic roll of toilet paper
That could spin forever never running dry
I would throw it toward the moon and climb those cotton squares
Take a look down at the earth up from the sky

Piece by piece I'd watch it flow. On past those evergreens
Now I finally get to see my neighbors yard
Gonna tee pee all the people in the whole wide world
With the gift of ultra plush and triple ply

So take a square pass it down
And til I come back around
Call a friend tell joke
You can go the extra mile
If they're blue let them cry
We don't always have to smile
We are far but still together
While we stay at home a while

If I had a magic role of toilet paper
I would write a message everyone could see
A row of paper dolls in the starlight sky
Demonstrating social distancing

So take a square pass it down
And til I come back around
Call a friend tell joke
You can go the extra mile
If they're blue let them cry
We don't always have to smile
We are far but still together
While we stay at home a while
While we stay at home a while
While we stay at home a while