Verse 1
Everybody has a fad, something they adore.
Actually, that can’t be bad, it’s not against the law!
I possess a bank account that’s bursting at the seam!
So…..I’ll buy anything I want,
Whatever that might mean!

Chorus
She loves to shop and she’s well able!
And her lifestyle’s ever so plush!
If she laid her cards on the table
She’d be seen as a Royal FLUSH!

Verse 2
You don’t find it all that hard, shelling out your cash.
Slap it on the credit card, and purchase in a flash!
Nothing is more satisfying than a shopping spree.
So….. (to audience) some call it a chore,
She calls it retail therapy!

Chorus
She loves to shop….

Verse 3
I just like to look my best – what’s so wrong with that?
Royalty comes smartly dressed and not turned out in tat!
I keep adding to my wardrobe, ’specially bags and shoes.
So…..guess what I’ll be doing soon –
You won’t need many clues!

Chorus
She loves to shop….

Repeat She’d be seen as a Royal FLUSH!!