I bought three eggs,
They were not square
They sold me the dregs
It isn't fair
I took them back
""Rubbish"", I said
He disagreed
So I chopped his head!

Chorus
And then the man in the suit came around
And he said ""what a terrible sound""
He said ""can't you turn it down, down""

I bought three eggs
I took the bus home
I heard distant legs
I wasn't alone
In came the law
They said ""you can't live""
They opened up fire
I looked like a sieve!

Chorus - Guitar solo - Chorus