How did you get your hands upon the doctor's personal line
And why did you choose to phone me
I think I know why, in fact I totally do

But I'm sitting right next to my one and only
If that's alright by you
Cause when it gets late at night, ladies be calling like

Where are ya? You know I'm sitting at home babe

Please come here to me, oh fuck that I'm just gettin' stoned babe
With my lady in tow, you don't even know
What she means to me, so unless
You wanna make it three, leave me be

Oh please give us peace

I see you need a fix and you need it quick
I hear you sprung a leak and you need it fixed
Ain't you concerned about my long nd juicy
Waiting list
Hell no
There's no jumping the queue, no not even you
Or Con Stu, baby, man's fully booked tonight
If that's alright by you

Cause when it gets late at night, ladies be calling like
Where are ya? You know I'm sitting at home, babe
Please come here to me, oh fuck that I'm just gettin' stoned babe
With my lady in tow you don't even know

What she means to me, so unless
You wanna make it three, leave me be
Oh please give us peace

I know the medicine is strong and so is your allure
I'm sure it won't be too long until my beeper goes off
Again and again and again
Oh I know that you're feeling amorous baby
You're probably looking glamorous maybe
You could get an emergency appointment
With the doctor, here's a joint and some ointment
I know you got to but not tonight
If that's alright by you

Cause when it gets late at night, ladies be calling like
Where are ya? You know I'm sitting at home babe
Please come here to me, oh fuck that I'm just gettin' stoned babe
With my lady in tow you don't even know

What she means to me, so unless
Ya wanna make it three, leave me be
Oh please give us peace