I could use a long vacation
Icy cold medication
I feel little of both when it's my hand

I'm not fighter, I'ma lover
If you're buying make it a double
Either you can join me or watch me dance

Hey, bartender
Well, I just walked in here
I could use a little help with something on the shelf
I'm about to introduce myself

Give me that clear, give me that brown
Chase it with a beer when the truth comes out
Line 'em on up, when I get started, yeah, there ain't no stopping
A lil' more tall, a lil' more loose
A lil' more drawl coming in smooth
Baby, that's just the way I get when the liquor's talking
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Baby, that's just the way I get when the liquor's talking

I could be your out of towner
As long you're a 'nother rounder
I'll be whoever you want me to be, yeah

You've got a problem, not a problem
I'm not doctor, I'm not lawyer
Feels like right now I can do anything

Give me that clear, give me that brown
Chase it with a beer when the truth comes out
Line 'em on up, when I get started, yeah, there ain't no stopping
A lil' more tall, a lil' more loose
A lil' more drawl coming in smooth
Baby, that's just the way I get when the liquor's talking
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Baby, that's just the way I get when the liquor's talking

Hey, bartender
Well, I just walked in here
I could use a little help with something on the shelf
I'm about to introduce myself

Give me that clear, give me that brown
Chase it with a beer when the truth comes out
Line 'em on up, when I get started, yeah, there ain't no stopping
A lil' more tall, a lil' more loose
A lil' more drawl coming in smooth
Baby, that's just the way I get when the liquor's talking
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Baby, that's just the way I get when the liquor's talking