She's thinner than a sinner at the devil's Christmas dinner
But she thinks she's looking so divine
At the risk of being rude
She's terrified of food
But her mirror keeps her fear in line
Then let's not forget, the designer label set
They think they're cool if they can think at all
They're paying through their nose
To advertise their clothes
Like human billboards walking through the mall

There's one born every minute
Thousands every day
Millions of them walking round they make me wanna say
When did you lose your medication?
There's clearly something so unclear
About your general conversation
There's madness in the air

Let's talk about religion
The passion and the pain
How many more must die for this great cause?
A bullet to the brain may help me to explain
Why my God is worthier than yours
And what hell is the flat earth society?
These poor guys are dizzier than most
They think the world's a disc
So let me take a risk
They probably butter both sides of their toast

There's one born every minute
Thousands every day
Millions of them walking round they make me wanna say
When did you lose your medication?
There's clearly something so unclear
About your general conversation
There's madness in the air

And who can understand
The trophy hunting man
Who thinks it's fine to kill things just for fun?
He slays them, big and small
Their heads hang on his wall
The only thing he worships is his gun
Now before I take my leave
I wish not to deceive
And let me leave you not without some wit
If you're looking for Nirvana
Put down that banana
Close your eyes and think a bit

There's one born every minute
Thousands every day
Millions of them walking round they make me wanna say, say, say, say, say
When did you lose your medication?
There's clearly something so unclear
About your general conversation
There's madness in the air

When did you lose your medication? (Medication)
There's clearly something so unclear (So unclear)
About your general conversation (Conversation)
There's madness in the air (Madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness)