Yo soy un hombre sincero
De donde crece la palma
Yo soy un hombre sincero
De donde crece la palma
Y antes versos quiero
De donde versos del alma

Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera

Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera
Guantanamera
Guajira Guantanamera

Uno dos tres cuatro

Woke up this morning late
With a mouth like a parrots cage
Thought that I'd throw up soon
So I staggered to my bathroom

I saw a cunt in the mirror
I saw a cunt in the mirror
A cunt in the mirror
A hairy cunt in the mirror

A cunt in the mirror
I saw a cunt in the mirror
A cunt in the mirror
Big hairy cunt in the mirror

Got in a fight last night
And I tried to fuck my best friend's wife
It comes to no surprise
As I see through these blood-shot eyes

And now a cunt in the mirror
I saw a cunt in the mirror
A cunt in the mirror
Big hairy cunt in the mirror, ey!

A cunt in the mirror
I saw a cunt in the mirror
A cunt in the mirror
Big hairy cunt in the mirror

A cunt in the mirror
I saw a cunt in the mirror
A cunt in the mirror
Big hairy cunt in the mirror

I saw a cunt in the mirror
I saw a cunt in the mirror
A cunt in the mirror
Big hairy cunt in the mirror

Cunt!